Monday, August 04, 2008

Conversation with Dave


Dave: I can't believe these things are still alive! (referring to beautiful flower plant decor that has been sitting on our table for 6 months.)

Denae: (Shocked)Um.... those things are fake.

Dave: What?!? No way! What about the water?

Denae: Fake, and I can't believe you didn't know that.

Dave (picking up vase and examining): Wow, it looks so real.

Denae: (still shocked).

27 comments:

julie said...

I am still laughing!

Reminds me of last year when Adam asked me if the curls that came after my fourth pregnancy were because I kept putting my hair in rollers.

Grandma Rozla said...

That is pretty funny! Made me smile :)

Rochelleht said...

Rochelle: Still Laughing!

Audry said...

That is hilarious. Dave is so funny.

Lindsey said...

That is so hilarious! I knew the second I saw the picture they were fake BECAUSE of the level of the water in the pic! My husband would be so mad if I posted that about him! ehehehheheh

janellelee said...

awww, dave...he cracks me up! but seriously...how is that possible to not know they were fake?

Christie said...

Clearly, then, he hasn't spent the last six months wondering when the flowers your boyfriend sent you were going to die. Because wouldn't he remember that he didn't get them for you?

Silly husbands.

The letter 'M' said...

Guys are hilarious.

I once had a similiar experience when my friend and her husband came over and he kept trying to smell my artificial flowers.

I thought it pretty funny myself, but then again, I can't really talk because there are some things that my husband and his friends are appalled that I don't know (usually in the field of sports, tools or cars).

So I try to keep my giggles to myself lest they get me back later ;-)

Lauren in GA said...

Well...at least he didn't try to be helpful and change the water ;)

Meg said...

LOL! That's too funny!

Lorie said...

Laughing! Dec would do the same thing...most husbands would, I think!

Kimberly said...

Denae, that's hilarious. Thanks for posting that converstaion. You and Dave are great! Love ya!
Kim

Days like These! said...

funny!!!!

Ashley said...

That is fabulous!

Pineapple Princess said...

That was good for a giggle and a half!!!

Dave said...

I know there is no way for me to defend myself on this one, or even regain any small amount of dignity... BUT, nevertheless... in my defense, I just never realized how long it had been since they had been there. I just remembered how long all of the MANY flowers I've bought Denae over the years have lasted, and thought these must be similarly high quality flowers! In my mind they had only been there for like a month...

OK... so I'm a loser... please laugh at me some more... blah, blah, blah... yaddah, yaddah, yaddah (Denae hates it when I ramble on... so this is just a little payback) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! (She is right behind me, sighing her annoyed sigh, saying how short and sweet comments are better... ) MUHAMUHAMUHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Amanda K said...

Husbands are so funny and quite entertaining!!

Jodie said...

this made me laugh because it's the exact kind of conversation i'd have with chris.

Kaley said...

oh dave... haha

summer said...

Dave cracks me up!!

Kath said...

and I suppose that he thought he gave them to you too?? and that he didn't see a need to replace them since they were still in bloom:)

Lesley said...

Oh dave! Funny guy!

Memmott Family said...

That is funny! SOmething my husband would do as well. At least he noticed the flowers right?

Nikki said...

I know this is a late response but that is Hilarious!!!

Lisa said...

Hilarious!

ess said...

Dang, I wished you lived by me. You are hilarious! =)

SusieQ said...

That's funny. We have some fake flowers in fake water and my teenage son keeps putting real water in the vase to try and trick me. It isn't working. And it's getting annoying. Come to think of it, that's probably what he's going for.

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